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  愚人节快到了,赶快来这里搜罗这样最搞笑最时尚的愚人节祝福吧。不过要注意,英文仅供搞笑,含有中式英语成分,更有可能完全不通,不能作为典范英语的参考哦。

  愚人节给力英语短信

  because of you, i believe in fate, perhaps all this are doomed to heaven, having a mianmianzhizhong traction. now i want to say is that i shangbeizi. what is built nie ah?!

  因为你,我相信命运的安排,也许这一切都是上天注定,冥冥之中牵引着我俩。现在的我想说的是~~我上辈子是造了什么孽啊?!

  also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks, the old beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritageof one of a lethal strong, and easy-to-carry concealed, not weapons, and other characteristics,…… shoot you use the most appropriate!

  砖头又称板儿砖,是老北京最有特点的文化遗产之一,具有杀伤力强,易于携带隐蔽性高,不算凶器等多种特点,所以……拍你用它最合适!

  psychological test: if you and the cowardrace, you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beastyou are beasts; beast than you! happy april fool's day!

  心理测试:如果你和狗熊赛跑,你希望:1你跑得快;2一样快;3你比狗熊慢…答案:1你比禽兽还禽兽;2你就是禽兽;3你禽兽不如!愚人节快乐!

  notice: aprilfool's day approaching, on april 1 you receive text messages are bogus, meaning exactly opposite, please pay attention. following is the first: you are handsome styles yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devilbuild lover!

  通告:愚人节来临,4月1 日您收到的短信均为假的,意思正好截然相反,敬请留意。以下是第一条:您是英俊潇洒玉树临风貌美如花魔鬼身材的大众情人!

  shaceng said: i have 16 change! journey said: i have 32 change! wukong said: i am 72 changed! in his tang seng: nishi on the treatment, you change a phone call, i saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages? happy april fool's day!

  沙僧说:我有16变!八戒说:我有32变!悟空说:我有72变!唐僧大怒:西天路上也没见你们变个电话,看人家妖怪都拿手机看短信呢!愚人节快乐!

  after dinner seven commandment: i quit smoking, quit immediatelyeat two fruits, three ring relaxedbelt, the four immediately quit drinking, wujiebaibu walk, bathe immediately quit six, seven quit immediately to sleep! journey: remember?

  饭后七戒:一戒吸烟,二戒马上吃水果,三戒放松裤带,四戒立即喝茶,五戒百步走,六戒立即洗澡,七戒立即睡觉!八戒:记住了吗?

  some people see you today, you still as charming, wearing a checked vest, manyouyou to walk, a detached look comfortable, it is lovely to that. you really do not know how that is saiguo rabbit?

  今天有人看见你了,你还是那样迷人,穿着格子背心,慢悠悠地走着,一副超然自在的样子,实在是可爱极了。真不知你当年是怎么赛过兔子的?

  you stand in the crowd were white from the wind and the long hair, as the most beautiful melodies world, in my mind zhou, i want to say: you have to drop a wig…… but today aprilfool's day!

  你站在人群中,被柔柔的风吹起的长发,像人间最美的旋律,在我心头久久回荡,使我想说:你的假发要掉了……今天可是愚人节哦!

  you find one you love deservesthe love, i not understand you and your feelings, i know that some things can not reluctantly, not some distance beyond, like yesterday, i could not believe that in order to root bones tell people you go!

  你去找一个值得你爱的去爱,我不够了解你和你的感情,我知道有些事无法勉强,有些距离无法超越,就像昨天我无法相信,为了根骨头你就跟人跑了!

  in my eyes, you will always be looked carefree, and eating with relishis always, sleep is always hanran sleep…… i really envy you know, oh! sometimes think, as you do so pigs are very good!

  在我眼里,你看上去永远是无忧无虑,吃饭永远是津津有味,睡觉永远是酣然入睡……我真羡慕你呀,唉!有时候想想,像你那样做头猪也挺好的!

  if a mistake was pretty, i have make a big mistake if the crime is a smart, i have committed heinouscrimes, zhennan life! but you jiuhaola both right dead crimes, really envy you!

  如果长得漂亮是一种错,我已经铸成大错;如果聪明是一种罪,我已经犯下滔天大罪,做人真难!但你就好啦,既没错又没罪,真羡慕你!

  toads pursuitof swans, swan disdain said: if i as long as you die! hama against: the pig also live good? after listening to pigs, feel aggrieved: i just look at messages, i move sheire who?

  癞蛤蟆追求天鹅,天鹅不屑地说:我要是长成你这样早去死了!蛤蟆不服:那猪还活得好好的呢!猪听了,觉得很委屈:我只是在看短信,我招谁惹谁了?

  if you look ugly, call 110 if you build well, call 120 if you temper bad, call 119 if you feel beautiful, call my cell phone and elaborated……

  如果你长得难看,请打 110;如果你身材不好,请打120;如果你脾气不好,请打119;如果你觉得自己漂亮,请打我手机,详谈……


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